Amen.
06 November 2008
Who's the Sore Loser Now?
Amen.
05 November 2008
Check Out This Balance!
I find it particularly amusing that for the past eight years the Bush administration had few checks and balances, allowing it to rip civil liberties to shreds, detain/torture people indefinitely and drive the economy into the ground.
Where were these people for all of this?
I'm sorry, but the idea that a lack of checks and balances is now suddenly a problem is pure bullshit.
Period. Gin, checkmate, bingo and yahtzee.
10 October 2008
How Depressing
| Dow industrials | 8451.19 | -1.5% | -18.2% | -40.0% |
| S&P 500 | 899.22 | -1.2% | -18.2% | -42.4% |
| Nasdaq composite | 1649.51 | +0.3% | -15.3% | -41.3% |
06 October 2008
The Good News...And The Bad
02 October 2008
Holy Crap: Zimbabwe edition
26 September 2008
...it Keeps Hitting the Fan
By taking on all of WaMu’s troubled mortgages and credit card loans, JPMorgan Chase will absorb at least $31 billion in losses that would normally have fallen to the F.D.I.C.
JPMorgan Chase, which acquired Bear Stearns only six months ago in another shotgun deal brokered by the government, is to take control Friday of all of WaMu’s deposits and bank branches, creating a nationwide retail franchise that rivals only Bank of America. But JPMorgan will also take on Washington Mutual’s big portfolio of troubled assets, and plans to shut down at least 10 percent of the combined company’s 5,400 branches in markets like New York and Chicago, where they compete. The bank also plans to raise an additional $8 billion by issuing common stock on Friday to pay for the deal.
J.P. Morgan saved the U.S. economy twice during his lifetime, and now his company is doing more of the same.
Too bad Americans aren't willing to learn from others' mistakes and solve the bank crisis in a rational manner that punishes banks for their obscene gambling (like, say...the Swedish in 1992):
But Sweden took a different course than the one now being proposed by the United States Treasury. And Swedish officials say there are lessons from their own nightmare that Washington may be missing.
Sweden did not just bail out its financial institutions by having the government take over the bad debts. It extracted pounds of flesh from bank shareholders before writing checks. Banks had to write down losses and issue warrants to the government.
That strategy held banks responsible and turned the government into an owner. When distressed assets were sold, the profits flowed to taxpayers, and the government was able to recoup more money later by selling its shares in the companies as well.
“If I go into a bank,” said Bo Lundgren, who was Sweden’s finance minister at the time, “I’d rather get equity so that there is some upside for the taxpayer.”
As that idea makes too much sense for people like this:
Or people like this:
...it's going to keep hitting the fan.
25 September 2008
Sept. 25 Column on Gameday Problems at Carter-Finley
At kickoff, event staff had scanned about 4,890 out of the 6,974 student tickets processed for the Sept. 20 game against East Carolina. There's also the shortage of port-a-johns in the parking lots and the excess of some of our fans' classless gestures towards the visiting fans.
These were the problems Student Government's Ticketing Task Force addressed at its emergency meeting Wednesday night. And students will still have to put up with these problems at football games until we stop complaining and start coming up with solutions.
The most obvious problem is getting people in the stands while more students are getting into the game on time, a significant percentage of students isn't in the stands at kickoff. Student Senators and SG executives proposed a few solutions, many of which involved offering incentives to students in order to get them into the stadium earlier.
Giving free stuff away is always a good way to get students to do stuff, but it might not be the solution. People want to tailgate and may not be willing to sacrifice a game day tradition for a coupon or other giveaway.
While ticketing may be the most obvious area for improvement, it will be difficult to get anything substantive done. The port-a-john problem, however, is something we can solve quickly.
There was a gross shortage of restroom facilities available to tailgaters, and police at the event used this to hand out tickets for people who couldn't wait for the 20 or 30 other people in the line to do their business.
What's next? Will the police hand out citations for people burping or knocking over other people's drinks? After all, you are stealing and willfully wasting someone else's beverage. No, the only real crime going on here is the lack of proper facilities so provide them for us.
I'm not sure if there's any way to deal with our fans throwing classless remarks at visiting fans. Jay Dawkins, the student body president, suggested having student leaders walk with visiting fans to the gates and setting an example for our fans by treating visiting fans as guests. In the land of puppy dog eyes, free beer and an unending N.C. State football winning streak, that might work in the real world... not so much.
But the real problem was the lack of students at the Ticketing Task Force's meeting. There is no way student leaders can read our minds and conjure up solutions that magically make all the problems at football games disappear.
If we care about football and are sick of all the hassles at the games, we must show how much we want solutions and start working to implement them.
23 September 2008
Hey! Small Government Repubs
22 September 2008
Bad News Bears
21 September 2008
IOKIYAR, Part Un
Is Intervention Necessary?
- Freeze all payments to executives: no golden parachutes means ZERO golden parachutes;
- Regulate: the pure free-market system clearly isn't working. We need to prevent companies from profiting off immense risk-taking and getting the taxpayers to foot the bill when these gambles end up in disaster;
- Rework the financial system: this ties in with the regulation, but follows a lot more in line with what former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich lays out here;
- Go into Keynesian mode: as a last resort, the government needs to supply the aggregate demand. We need to overhaul our transit infrastructure as it is -- upgrading roads, laying down rail for mass transit, repairing bridges, et cetera. The government can supply the demand and must if we are to weather out this financial storm.

Honestly, it feels like the free-market people honestly believe the caption of this cartoon. It makes me sad.
Our Criminal Economic System
Third, what's probably most amazing of all is the contrast between how gargantuan all of this is and the complete absence of debate or disagreement over what's taking place. It's not just that, as usual, Democrats and Republicans are embracing the same core premises ("this is regrettable but necessary"). It's that there's almost no real discussion of what happened, who is responsible, and what the consequences are. It's basically as though the elite class is getting together and discussing this all in whispers, coordinating their views, and releasing just enough information to keep the stupid masses content and calm.
Can anyone point to any discussion of what the implications are for having the Federal Government seize control of the largest and most powerful insurance company in the country, as well as virtually the entire mortgage industry and other key swaths of financial services? Haven't we heard all these years that national health care was an extremely risky and dangerous undertaking because of what happens when the Federal Government gets too involved in an industry? What happened in the last month dwarfs all of that by many magnitudes.
The Treasury Secretary is dictating to these companies how they should be run and who should run them. The Federal Government now controls what were -- up until last month -- vast private assets. These are extreme -- truly radical -- changes to how our society functions. Does anyone have any disagreement with any of it or is anyone alarmed by what the consequences are -- not the economic consequences but the consequences of so radically changing how things function so fundamentally and so quickly?
Other countries are debating it. The headline in the largest Brazilian newspaper this week was: "Capitalist Socialism??" and articles all week have questioned -- with alarm -- whether what the U.S. Government did has just radically and permanently altered the world economic system and ushered in some perverse form of "socialism" where industries are nationalized and massive debt imposed on workers in order to protect the wealthiest. If Latin America is shocked at the degree of nationalization and government-mandated transfer of wealth, that is a pretty compelling reflection of how extreme -- unprecedented -- it all is.
Once again, to all advocates of pure free-market capitalism: GO F*** YOURSELF -- YOUR THEORY IS FULL OF S***.
Proof: the bolded passage in the block quote. Quod erat demonstrandum, gin, checkmate and Yahtzee; I win.
19 September 2008
It's Going To Be A Looooooong Fiscal Year...
With today's news (a temporary ban on short selling and plans for a huge discount buyout of distressed mortgages), it is hard to see any scenario where almost everyone who doesn't have couple million dollars sitting around earning interest will feel the sting.
People Who Are Stupid: Charles Krauthammer Edition
18 September 2008
Oh Noes!
Battered by a worsening economy, college students are seeking federal financial aid in record numbers this year, leading Bush administration officials to warn Congress that the most important federal aid program, Pell Grants, may need up to $6 billion in additional taxpayer funds next year.
Getting Paid to F*** Things up
Nicholas Kristof has a superb column lambasting Lehman Brothers CEO Richard Fuld, who earned $17,000 an hour to drive the 158-year-old company into bankruptcy.
These Brobdingnagian paychecks are partly the result of taxpayer subsidies. A study released a few weeks ago by the Institute for Policy Studies in Washington found five major elements in the tax code that encourage overpaying executives. These cost taxpayers more than $20 billion a year.That’s enough money to deworm every child in the world, cut maternal mortality around the globe by two-thirds and also provide iodized salt to prevent tens of millions of children from suffering mild retardation or worse. Alternatively, it could pay for health care for most uninsured children in America.
In extending a last-minute $85 billion lifeline to American International Group, the troubled insurer, Washington has not only turned away from decades of rhetoric about the virtues of the free market and the dangers of government intervention, but it has also probably undercut future American efforts to promote such policies abroad.
“I fear the government has passed the point of no return,” said Ron Chernow, a leading American financial historian. “We have the irony of a free-market administration doing things that the most liberal Democratic administration would never have been doing in its wildest dreams.”
The bailout package for A.I.G., on top of earlier government support for Bear Stearns,Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, has stunned even European policy makers accustomed to government intervention — even as they acknowledge the shock of the collapse ofLehman Brothers.
“For opponents of free markets in Europe and elsewhere, this is a wonderful opportunity to invoke the American example,” said Mario Monti, the former antitrust chief at the European Commission. “They will say that even the standard-bearer of the market economy, the United States, negates its fundamental principles in its behavior."
The Strangest Thing
17 September 2008
Retarded Economics
Yes, let's bail these companies out and ignore the people getting kicked out of their homes. Let's reward the morons who dreamed up the insane risk of issuing too many subprime mortgages and assuming that the real estate market would never falter.
And according to John McCain, the fundamentals of the economy are strong. Hmm...as Paul Krugman notes, the last person to say that...
Hoocoodanode?
16 September 2008
Are You Kidding Me?
That's $85 billion of our taxpayer money.
I need a drink.
If John McCain Was a Democrat...
“But he did this,’’ he said, holding up what looked like a BlackBerry. “The telecommunications of the United States, the premier innovation of the past 15 years, comes right through the commerce committee. So you’re looking at the miracle that John McCain helped create. And that’s what he did.’’
Dear Lord, did John McCain say he invented the BlackBerry? That's impressive.
But nope, none of that. Nothing like Al Gore and the "invention" of the Internet, when he actually said in an interview with Wolf Blitzer:
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system."
He created the Internet and was ridiculed for claiming to "invent" the Internet. By the same token, we should ridicule John McCain about "inventing" the BlackBerry.
*crickets*
I'd like to be placed into a chemically-induced coma and stay in that state until the media becomes a consistant, objective entity.
No More Bailouts
But with the new financial woes surrounding Lehman Brothers and Merrill Lynch, we cannot, CANNOT have another bailout like the Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac bailout Sept. 7. Given that
The Treasury secretary, Henry M. Paulson Jr., who engineered the plan, would not say how much capital the government might eventually have to provide, or what the ultimate cost to taxpayers might be. Two months ago, the Congressional Budget Office gave a rough estimate of $25 billion. One senior government official, speaking on the condition of anonymity, signaled on Sunday that even that figure was optimistic."
That's $25 billion+ of taxpayer money used to ensure that horrendously mismanaged financial institutions don't go under. The taxpayers are SUBSIDIZING INCOMPETENCE.
When a regular employee screws up, they get fired. When the CEO drives the company into the ground, the taxpayers help pay his/her salary. Am I missing something here?
A Disturbing Story
I'm expanding a bit on my previous post, as violence seems to be an unsettling addiction for people today. I'd almost go as far to say that if this wasn't a hate crime, the entire story is actually more disturbing, as it is violence without rhyme or reason.
There is no point in spending our lives on meaningless violence. Yes, there are times and places for violence, but we should always try our damnedest to to find another way.
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." - Salvor Hardin, Foundation by Isaac Asimov
Wiser words could not have been said on the matter.
A Sad Revelation
If there is a God (or some pantheon of deities) out there and he/she/it(/they) want to see all the things that the religions worshipping he/she/it(/them) claim is part of their dogmas, then the only way to do so is to start over.
We are simply too proud and too inclined to focus on superficial in-group/out-group characterizations to ever achieve any sense of the collective good. We are slowly shifting towards an individualistic society, where only individual actions matter; what's actually happening is increased heterogeneity in society and specialization in function. People are more focused on one specific thing -- the scientists are even more narrow in their studies and the true artisan always found one medium in which his/her brilliance could shine through. As a result, we depend on others more than ever because we have so intently focused our actions on the task we are assigned (this is Durkheimian sociology).
Yet we continue to believe in this nonsense called independence. As George Bernard Shaw said in Pygmalion, "Independence? That's middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth." By our genetics, we are a social species. Isolate a person from the rest of humanity and the person will go insane. In our society today, we depend on others more than ever to do the task assigned to them: the farmers provide sustenance, the scientists provide innovation, the construction workers build the shelters and transit infrastructure and so on.
And still we hold so dear this poison called "independence." Yes, there is a certain extent to which we do not need other people and are "self-reliant," and no person should ever be forced under the yoke of another's rule for no reason; we have the idea of democracy to attempt to ensure that everyone's voice is heard and build a consensus to address our differences.
But 99 percent of people are so bloody set in their ways that nothing will convince them. I try not to be that way: if you show me convincing evidence that my belief is wrong, I will adjust my belief. Others...well, not so much.
The only way to see real change is to start over. Until then, I will do what I can, as futile as it may be.
15 September 2008
15 Sept. 2008 - Column on Concealed Carry on Campus
Why? Because this debate refuses to die, and both sides like to ignore a little something called objective reality.
I have no problem with the Second Amendment or people who would like to carry guns - in fact, I think most gun control laws are ineffective or poorly implemented. And I agree wholeheartedly with N.C. State's campus leader for Students for Concealed Carry on Campus Christie Shilling in that people have every right to self-defense, from both run-of-the-mill muggers and psychopathic mass murderers.
What I have a problem with is the blatant ignorance of gun crime statistics.
The National Research Council of the National Academies conducted an extensive study on gun crime in America - Firearms and Violence: A Critical Review and devoted an entire chapter to concealed carry laws. Through all its statistical analyses, it finds that some studies support the idea that concealed carry laws reduce violent crimes and others do not. Further, the report also found that when concealed carry laws reduced major violent and property crimes, it took at least ten years to have an appreciable effect.
Is concealed carry the answer to our violent crime problems? No. Could it be part of a much more comprehensive solution? Possibly.
At this point, concealed carry advocates like Shilling would point out that responsible, 21-year-old people would be the ones with guns, and that tragedies like Virginia Tech and Northern Illinois and everyday crimes like nighttime muggings could be prevented if the students were armed. That's a wonderful sentiment, and I would agree that responsible people are capable of taking decisive, defensive action to prevent others from slaughtering the innocent or to protect themselves.
But I'd also point out that it's a lot more effective to try to find the root of our violent crimes and put a stop to that. Yes, a student with a concealed weapon might be able to stop a deranged person from shooting up a classroom. Yet we have forgotten that all sorts of things can go wrong with almost anyone's mind, and incapacitating one crazy person with a gun does not stop the rest of them.
As a criminology major, I completely agree with the notion that gun control laws provide a false sense of security. But just allowing people to carry concealed weapons is not the answer - we need to address the various economic, psychological and social factors that influence violent crime, particularly on college campuses. We need to treat the mentally unbalanced before they start taking potshots from the bell tower. We should come up with programs that keep kids from just hanging out on the streets, waiting for trouble to come along.
But most of all, we need to focus on the facts. What we're doing right now isn't working, and I'm starting to have trouble removing my earplugs.
14 September 2008
Ah, GOP Cronyism...
(Note: Because blogspot is retarded, I'm going to right-align all quotes from here on out until I figure out a different way.)
Ms. Palin walks the national stage as a small-town foe of “good old boy” politics and a champion of ethics reform. The charismatic 44-year-old governor draws enthusiastic audiences and high approval ratings. And as the Republican vice-presidential nominee, she points to her management experience while deriding her Democratic rivals, Senators Barack Obama and Joseph R. Biden Jr., as speechmakers who never have run anything.
But an examination of her swift rise and record as mayor of Wasilla and then governor finds that her visceral style and penchant for attacking critics — she sometimes calls local opponents “haters” — contrasts with her carefully crafted public image.
Throughout her political career, she has pursued vendettas, fired officials who crossed her and sometimes blurred the line between government and personal grievance, according to a review of public records and interviews with 60 Republican and Democratic legislators and local officials.
I would've thought having one president who gave out favors to all sorts of his allies was enough.
Oh well. With our system, we get the government we deserve; in fact, we probably manage to get more than that, which is why we are too stupid to learn from our past mistakes.
The New Facebook
People complained when they allowed non-college students to join. People complained about some of the applications making you send notice to other people before you could add them. People complained about every change we've seen in Facebook.
Please stop. It's like the road expansion in Cary. I hate it, particularly in the morning when they decide to make a road one-lane only in the peak of rush hour, but there's not much I can do about it. And I want the road expanded (though not as much with gas prices as they are), so I can live with a pain in the ass now when it's going to improve things later.
Yeah, I hated the new Facebook layout at first. But after I stopped bitching and just started using it, I stopped noticing the difference.