Amen.
06 November 2008
Who's the Sore Loser Now?
Amen.
05 November 2008
Check Out This Balance!
I find it particularly amusing that for the past eight years the Bush administration had few checks and balances, allowing it to rip civil liberties to shreds, detain/torture people indefinitely and drive the economy into the ground.
Where were these people for all of this?
I'm sorry, but the idea that a lack of checks and balances is now suddenly a problem is pure bullshit.
Period. Gin, checkmate, bingo and yahtzee.
10 October 2008
How Depressing
Dow industrials | 8451.19 | -1.5% | -18.2% | -40.0% |
S&P 500 | 899.22 | -1.2% | -18.2% | -42.4% |
Nasdaq composite | 1649.51 | +0.3% | -15.3% | -41.3% |
06 October 2008
The Good News...And The Bad
02 October 2008
Holy Crap: Zimbabwe edition
26 September 2008
...it Keeps Hitting the Fan
By taking on all of WaMu’s troubled mortgages and credit card loans, JPMorgan Chase will absorb at least $31 billion in losses that would normally have fallen to the F.D.I.C.
JPMorgan Chase, which acquired Bear Stearns only six months ago in another shotgun deal brokered by the government, is to take control Friday of all of WaMu’s deposits and bank branches, creating a nationwide retail franchise that rivals only Bank of America. But JPMorgan will also take on Washington Mutual’s big portfolio of troubled assets, and plans to shut down at least 10 percent of the combined company’s 5,400 branches in markets like New York and Chicago, where they compete. The bank also plans to raise an additional $8 billion by issuing common stock on Friday to pay for the deal.
J.P. Morgan saved the U.S. economy twice during his lifetime, and now his company is doing more of the same.
Too bad Americans aren't willing to learn from others' mistakes and solve the bank crisis in a rational manner that punishes banks for their obscene gambling (like, say...the Swedish in 1992):
But Sweden took a different course than the one now being proposed by the United States Treasury. And Swedish officials say there are lessons from their own nightmare that Washington may be missing.
Sweden did not just bail out its financial institutions by having the government take over the bad debts. It extracted pounds of flesh from bank shareholders before writing checks. Banks had to write down losses and issue warrants to the government.
That strategy held banks responsible and turned the government into an owner. When distressed assets were sold, the profits flowed to taxpayers, and the government was able to recoup more money later by selling its shares in the companies as well.
“If I go into a bank,” said Bo Lundgren, who was Sweden’s finance minister at the time, “I’d rather get equity so that there is some upside for the taxpayer.”
As that idea makes too much sense for people like this:
Or people like this:
...it's going to keep hitting the fan.
25 September 2008
Sept. 25 Column on Gameday Problems at Carter-Finley
At kickoff, event staff had scanned about 4,890 out of the 6,974 student tickets processed for the Sept. 20 game against East Carolina. There's also the shortage of port-a-johns in the parking lots and the excess of some of our fans' classless gestures towards the visiting fans.
These were the problems Student Government's Ticketing Task Force addressed at its emergency meeting Wednesday night. And students will still have to put up with these problems at football games until we stop complaining and start coming up with solutions.
The most obvious problem is getting people in the stands while more students are getting into the game on time, a significant percentage of students isn't in the stands at kickoff. Student Senators and SG executives proposed a few solutions, many of which involved offering incentives to students in order to get them into the stadium earlier.
Giving free stuff away is always a good way to get students to do stuff, but it might not be the solution. People want to tailgate and may not be willing to sacrifice a game day tradition for a coupon or other giveaway.
While ticketing may be the most obvious area for improvement, it will be difficult to get anything substantive done. The port-a-john problem, however, is something we can solve quickly.
There was a gross shortage of restroom facilities available to tailgaters, and police at the event used this to hand out tickets for people who couldn't wait for the 20 or 30 other people in the line to do their business.
What's next? Will the police hand out citations for people burping or knocking over other people's drinks? After all, you are stealing and willfully wasting someone else's beverage. No, the only real crime going on here is the lack of proper facilities so provide them for us.
I'm not sure if there's any way to deal with our fans throwing classless remarks at visiting fans. Jay Dawkins, the student body president, suggested having student leaders walk with visiting fans to the gates and setting an example for our fans by treating visiting fans as guests. In the land of puppy dog eyes, free beer and an unending N.C. State football winning streak, that might work in the real world... not so much.
But the real problem was the lack of students at the Ticketing Task Force's meeting. There is no way student leaders can read our minds and conjure up solutions that magically make all the problems at football games disappear.
If we care about football and are sick of all the hassles at the games, we must show how much we want solutions and start working to implement them.
23 September 2008
Hey! Small Government Repubs
22 September 2008
Bad News Bears
21 September 2008
IOKIYAR, Part Un
Is Intervention Necessary?
- Freeze all payments to executives: no golden parachutes means ZERO golden parachutes;
- Regulate: the pure free-market system clearly isn't working. We need to prevent companies from profiting off immense risk-taking and getting the taxpayers to foot the bill when these gambles end up in disaster;
- Rework the financial system: this ties in with the regulation, but follows a lot more in line with what former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich lays out here;
- Go into Keynesian mode: as a last resort, the government needs to supply the aggregate demand. We need to overhaul our transit infrastructure as it is -- upgrading roads, laying down rail for mass transit, repairing bridges, et cetera. The government can supply the demand and must if we are to weather out this financial storm.

Honestly, it feels like the free-market people honestly believe the caption of this cartoon. It makes me sad.
Our Criminal Economic System
Third, what's probably most amazing of all is the contrast between how gargantuan all of this is and the complete absence of debate or disagreement over what's taking place. It's not just that, as usual, Democrats and Republicans are embracing the same core premises ("this is regrettable but necessary"). It's that there's almost no real discussion of what happened, who is responsible, and what the consequences are. It's basically as though the elite class is getting together and discussing this all in whispers, coordinating their views, and releasing just enough information to keep the stupid masses content and calm.
Can anyone point to any discussion of what the implications are for having the Federal Government seize control of the largest and most powerful insurance company in the country, as well as virtually the entire mortgage industry and other key swaths of financial services? Haven't we heard all these years that national health care was an extremely risky and dangerous undertaking because of what happens when the Federal Government gets too involved in an industry? What happened in the last month dwarfs all of that by many magnitudes.
The Treasury Secretary is dictating to these companies how they should be run and who should run them. The Federal Government now controls what were -- up until last month -- vast private assets. These are extreme -- truly radical -- changes to how our society functions. Does anyone have any disagreement with any of it or is anyone alarmed by what the consequences are -- not the economic consequences but the consequences of so radically changing how things function so fundamentally and so quickly?
Other countries are debating it. The headline in the largest Brazilian newspaper this week was: "Capitalist Socialism??" and articles all week have questioned -- with alarm -- whether what the U.S. Government did has just radically and permanently altered the world economic system and ushered in some perverse form of "socialism" where industries are nationalized and massive debt imposed on workers in order to protect the wealthiest. If Latin America is shocked at the degree of nationalization and government-mandated transfer of wealth, that is a pretty compelling reflection of how extreme -- unprecedented -- it all is.
Once again, to all advocates of pure free-market capitalism: GO F*** YOURSELF -- YOUR THEORY IS FULL OF S***.
Proof: the bolded passage in the block quote. Quod erat demonstrandum, gin, checkmate and Yahtzee; I win.
19 September 2008
It's Going To Be A Looooooong Fiscal Year...
With today's news (a temporary ban on short selling and plans for a huge discount buyout of distressed mortgages), it is hard to see any scenario where almost everyone who doesn't have couple million dollars sitting around earning interest will feel the sting.
People Who Are Stupid: Charles Krauthammer Edition
18 September 2008
Oh Noes!
Battered by a worsening economy, college students are seeking federal financial aid in record numbers this year, leading Bush administration officials to warn Congress that the most important federal aid program, Pell Grants, may need up to $6 billion in additional taxpayer funds next year.
Getting Paid to F*** Things up
Nicholas Kristof has a superb column lambasting Lehman Brothers CEO Richard Fuld, who earned $17,000 an hour to drive the 158-year-old company into bankruptcy.
These Brobdingnagian paychecks are partly the result of taxpayer subsidies. A study released a few weeks ago by the Institute for Policy Studies in Washington found five major elements in the tax code that encourage overpaying executives. These cost taxpayers more than $20 billion a year.That’s enough money to deworm every child in the world, cut maternal mortality around the globe by two-thirds and also provide iodized salt to prevent tens of millions of children from suffering mild retardation or worse. Alternatively, it could pay for health care for most uninsured children in America.
In extending a last-minute $85 billion lifeline to American International Group, the troubled insurer, Washington has not only turned away from decades of rhetoric about the virtues of the free market and the dangers of government intervention, but it has also probably undercut future American efforts to promote such policies abroad.
“I fear the government has passed the point of no return,” said Ron Chernow, a leading American financial historian. “We have the irony of a free-market administration doing things that the most liberal Democratic administration would never have been doing in its wildest dreams.”
The bailout package for A.I.G., on top of earlier government support for Bear Stearns,Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, has stunned even European policy makers accustomed to government intervention — even as they acknowledge the shock of the collapse ofLehman Brothers.
“For opponents of free markets in Europe and elsewhere, this is a wonderful opportunity to invoke the American example,” said Mario Monti, the former antitrust chief at the European Commission. “They will say that even the standard-bearer of the market economy, the United States, negates its fundamental principles in its behavior."
The Strangest Thing
17 September 2008
Retarded Economics
Yes, let's bail these companies out and ignore the people getting kicked out of their homes. Let's reward the morons who dreamed up the insane risk of issuing too many subprime mortgages and assuming that the real estate market would never falter.
And according to John McCain, the fundamentals of the economy are strong. Hmm...as Paul Krugman notes, the last person to say that...
Hoocoodanode?
16 September 2008
Are You Kidding Me?
That's $85 billion of our taxpayer money.
I need a drink.
If John McCain Was a Democrat...
“But he did this,’’ he said, holding up what looked like a BlackBerry. “The telecommunications of the United States, the premier innovation of the past 15 years, comes right through the commerce committee. So you’re looking at the miracle that John McCain helped create. And that’s what he did.’’
Dear Lord, did John McCain say he invented the BlackBerry? That's impressive.
But nope, none of that. Nothing like Al Gore and the "invention" of the Internet, when he actually said in an interview with Wolf Blitzer:
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system."
He created the Internet and was ridiculed for claiming to "invent" the Internet. By the same token, we should ridicule John McCain about "inventing" the BlackBerry.
*crickets*
I'd like to be placed into a chemically-induced coma and stay in that state until the media becomes a consistant, objective entity.